150 Kitten Puns (Funny, Birthday, Bowl, Christmas, Love, Etc.)

Cute & Funny Kitten Puns

1. You’ve got to be kitten me right meow!
2. Paws-itively adorable!
3. Feline fine today!
4. I’m not kitten around!
5. Stay paws-itive!
6. You’re the cat’s whiskers!
7. That’s claw-some!
8. Let’s take a paws and appreciate kittens.
9. Purr-haps you need a cuddle.
10. You had me at meow.
11. No kitten, you’re amazing!
12. Have a pawsome day!
13. Meow you doing?
14. I’m fur-ever yours.
15. Keep calm and purr on.
16. Don’t be a sourpuss!
17. Let’s make this purr-fect.
18. You’re looking fur-tastic!
19. Kitten puns are simply claw-some.
20. Fur-get your worries and cuddle a kitten!
21. You’re hiss-terical!
22. I love you meow and furever.
23. This is a meow-gical moment.
24. Live, laugh, and love cats.
25. Paw-don me, but I need more kitten cuddles.

Birthday Kitten Puns

1. Hope your birthday is simply purr-fect!
2. Have a meow-nificent birthday!
3. You’re paws-itively the best! Happy Birthday!
4. Let’s paw-ty like it’s your birthday!
5. Have a fur-tastic birthday celebration!
6. Wishing you a pawsome birthday filled with treats!
7. Another year older, but still furr-esh as ever!
8. I’m feline good about your birthday!
9. Hope your day is as meow-gical as you are!
10. Let’s have a meow-tastic celebration!
11. Wishing you a hiss-terical birthday full of laughter!
12. You’re the cat’s whiskers! Happy Birthday!
13. May your birthday be filled with paws and happiness!
14. You’re purr-sistently awesome—happy birthday!
15. Enjoy your big day, don’t paws for too long!
16. Have a tail-wagging good time today!
17. Feline fine on your special day!
18. It’s time to cat-ch some birthday fun!
19. A-meow-zing people like you deserve the best birthdays!
20. Another year, another reason to paws and celebrate!
21. Let’s raise a paw to another fabulous year!
22. I’m not kitten, you deserve the best birthday ever!
23. A birthday this special deserves a pawsome celebration!
24. Hoping your birthday is filled with whisker-licking good treats!
25. Have a claw-some birthday and enjoy every moment!
26. It’s your birthday, so let’s paws for a celebration!
27. May your birthday be as bright as a cat’s curiosity!
28. Hope your day is as sweet as a kitten’s meow!
29. Wishing you a hiss-free, stress-free, fun-filled birthday!
30. Birthdays are better with whiskers and cake—enjoy yours!

Kitten Bowl Puns

1. Paw-sitively Purr-fect Plays!
2. Meow-velous Touchdowns Ahead!
3. Feline Like a Champion!
4.  The Purr Bowl is Here!
5. Claw-some Kittens Take the Field!
6.  Tail-gating Before the Big Game!
7.  Paws and Reflect – It’s Game Time!
8. The Ultimate Fur-ocious Faceoff!
9. Hiss-tory in the Making!
10. Whisker Wonder Plays on Display!
11. Cat-lebrating Every Touchdown!
12. From Couch Cats to Field Stars!
13. No Kitten Around – This Game is Serious!
14. Tackling the Competition, One Paw at a Time!
15. Furry Fast Runners on the Field!
16. Huddle Up, It’s Purrfect Strategy Time!
17. The Litter League is Ready to Roar!
18. Kitten Quarterbacks in Action!
19. Who Will Be the MVP – Most Valuable Paws?
20. Feline Blitz! Here Comes the Rush!
21. Catch Meow if You Can!
22. Meow Madness Takes Over the Field!
23. Gridiron Gatos Go for Glory!
24. Kittens Playing for the Fur-st Down!
25. This Game is a Real Cat-astrophe (for the Losing Team)!

Kitten Christmas Puns

1. Meowy Christmas and a Happy Mew Year!
2. Santa Claws is coming to town!
3. Have a Purr-fect Christmas!
4. Feline festive this holiday season!
5. All I want for Christmas is mew!
6. Hope your Christmas is paws-itively amazing!
7. Jingle paws, jingle paws, jingle all the way!
8. You’re the cat’s whiskers this Christmas!
9. Have a Holly Jolly Catmas!
10. Merry Cat-mas to all and to all a good night!
11. Dashing through the snow, in a one-cat open sleigh!
12. Furry Christmas and a Happy Mew Year!
13. Santa Paws left a gift under the tree!
14. I’m feline Christmassy already!
15. Eat, drink, and be meowy!
16. Tis the season to be furry!
17. Meowy and bright—just like Christmas lights!
18. This Christmas, I’m on the meow-ty list!
19. Cuddles and catnip for Christmas!
20. No bah hum-pawgs allowed this season!
21. Have yourself a furry little Christmas!
22. Mistletoe and kitty nose kisses!
23. Christmas trees are just fancy cat toys!
24. Whiskering you a Meowy Christmas!
25. Hiss-mas cheer is in the air!
26. Fur-st Christmas with my little elf!
27. Naughty or nice? The Christmas tree will decide!
28. Kittens roasting on an open fire (just kidding, they’re too cute)!
29. The only thing fluffier than snow is my Christmas kitten!
30. Time to put the cat in catastrophe—Christmas tree edition!
    
    

Kitten Puns Love For Valentine’s Day

1. You’ve got to be kitten me—I’m paws-itively in love with you!
2. Meow and forever, you’re my Valentine.
3. You make my heart purr with happiness.
4. I’m totally smitten… with my kitten (a.k.a. YOU)!
5. You’re the cat’s whiskers—simply purr-fect!
6. I’d spend all nine lives loving you.
7. Let’s paws for a moment to appreciate our love.
8. You had me at meow.
9. I’m not lion when I say I love you!
10. You make my heart feline fantastic!
11. I love you meow and forever.
12. You’re paws-itively my soulmate.
13. You must be a magician because every time I see you, I feel fur-tunate!
14. Meow you be mine?
15. You’re the only fur-midable force in my heart.
16. You’re my favorite cuddle companion, paws down!
17. My love for you is furr-ever.
18. No kitten, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me!
19. You’ve got me feline so loved.
20. I can’t help but paws and admire you.
21. You’re the purr-son I’ve always dreamed of.
22. We’re purr-fect together, don’t you think?
23. You’re the reason I purr every day.
24. I’d climb the highest cat tree just to be with you.
25. You’ve got me wrapped around your little paw.

 Kitten Puns For Instagram

1. Meow you doin’?
2. Paws-itively adorable!
3. You’ve got to be kitten me right meow!
4. Feline fine today!
5. Stay pawsitive!
6. I’m not kitten around!
7. Meow and forever!
8. You’re the cat’s whiskers!
9. Purr-haps I need a nap!
10. Live long and paws-per!
11. Meowgical moments ahead!
12. Paws and reflect!
13. Hiss-terical laughter!
14. Time to take a catnap!
15. That’s claw-some!
16. Let’s make hisstory!
17. Purrfectly happy right meow!
18. No cat-astrophes today!
19. Lookin’ fur love!
20. Smitten with this kitten!
21. Let’s paw-ty!
22. Too cool for mew!
23. Fur real though…
24. You had me at meow!
25. Feeling a little purrplexed!