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575 Wine Puns (Funny, Clever, Christmas, Valentines, Etc.)
Clever & Funny Wine Puns
- You had me at Merlot.
- Sip happens, just pour another glass.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere!
- You can’t sip with us!
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Wine not?
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine!
- I make pour decisions.
- Cabernet all day!
- Sauvignon Blanc outta here!
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- I’m aging like a fine wine.
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- You’re the zest to my Chardonnay.
- Red, white, and boozy.
- This might be the best Riesling to celebrate!
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Just here for the wine-d down.
- Partners in wine.
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
- Let’s get fizz-ical with some sparkling wine.
- It’s un-corking believable!
- Rosé all day, baby!
Christmas Wine Puns
- “I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas!”
- “All I want for Christmas is… more wine!”
- “It’s the most wine-derful time of the year!”
- “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name—where’s the wine?”
- “Wine not have another glass? It’s Christmas!”
- “This Christmas, we’re making pour decisions!”
- “You had me at Merlot, Santa!”
- “I’m on the nice list… for refilling everyone’s wine!”
- “Red, white, or mulled? I’m not picky—just pour!”
- “Christmas cheer? More like Christmas chardonnay!”
- “I’m in a glass of my own this Christmas!”
- “Santa’s favorite? A Cabernet Christmas!”
- “Wishing you a grape Christmas and a bubbly New Year!”
- “Deck the halls with boughs of bottles!”
- “Let’s raise a holiday toast—because wine not?”
- “Forget milk and cookies—Santa wants wine!”
- “Tis the season to be tipsy!”
- “This holiday, let’s sip into something more comfortable!”
- “Fa la la la la… pass the wine, please!”
- “Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the wine is so delightful!”
- “Sippin’ around the Christmas tree!”
- “Have yourself a merry little wine-mas!”
- “Uncork the joy this Christmas!”
- “Dashing through the snow… with a bottle in tow!”
- “A Christmas without wine is just a silent night!”
Valentines Day Wine Love Puns
- You had me at Merlot.
- You’re the Zin to my Yang.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- You make my heart pop like champagne.
- Cabernet all day with you, my love.
- We’re a grape match!
- Sip, sip, hooray for love!
- You’re un-wine-d-believable!
- Let’s make pour decisions together.
- I love you more than my wine glass loves being full.
- We’re like fine wine—only getting better with time.
- You had me at Pinot.
- You’re my partner in wine!
- A toast to us—cheers to forever!
- You’re sweeter than Moscato.
- Love is like a bottle of wine—meant to be shared!
- You make my heart ferment with happiness.
- Without you, life is just a little corked.
- You’re the bubbly to my celebration.
- Our love is bold like a full-bodied red.
- I’m drunk in love… with you!
- You’re the reason I rosé every morning.
- A little wine and a lot of love—perfect Valentine’s Day!
- We pair like wine and cheese.
- Love the wine you’re with—and that’s you!
Wine Puns For Instagram Captions
- Sip happens, but wine helps!
- You had me at merlot.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Wine not?
- Cabernet all day!
- Hakuna Moscato—it means drink wine!
- I make pour decisions.
- Save water, drink wine.
- Sippin’ pretty.
- Everything happens for a riesling.
- Grape minds think alike.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere!
- Chardonnay or should I go?
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Be kind, re-wine.
- Partners in wine.
- Drinks well with others.
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- I like my humor dry—just like my wine.
- Red lips, wine sips.
- Good friends bring happiness; best friends bring wine.
- Too much wine? You can’t be serious!
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- Wining and dining like a pro.
- Pour yourself a glass of ambition.
Halloween Wine Puns
- “Sip or Treat?”
- “Witch way is the wine?”
- “I’m here for the Boos!”
- “Let’s have a fang-tastic wine night!”
- “This wine is spook-tacular!”
- “You can’t sip with us, unless you bring wine!”
- “Raising spirits, one glass at a time!”
- “Ghouls just wanna have wine!”
- “This potion needs more wine!”
- “Vampires love red wine – it’s in their blood!”
- “Getting sheet-faced with some ghostly good wine!”
- “Hallowine is my favorite holiday!”
- “You say Halloween, I say Hallo-wine!”
- “More boos, please!”
- “Pour decisions are the best on Halloween!”
- “Mummy needs wine!”
- “Witching you a wine-derful Halloween!”
- “Fangs for the wine!”
- “No tricks, just wine!”
- “A little hocus pocus and a lot of wine!”
- “I’m under the winefluence!”
- “This wine is hauntingly good!”
- “It’s Hallo-wine time!”
- “Scary good wine and spooky vibes!”
- “Ghosts love white wine – it’s boo-tiful!”
Short Wine Puns One Liners
- Sip happens, just pour another glass!
- Wine not? It’s always a good idea!
- You had me at merlot.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- I make pour decisions.
- Cabernet? More like Caber-yay!
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Sauvignon Blanc out the haters!
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine!
- Life’s too short for bad wine.
- Age gets better with wine.
- Save water, drink wine.
- Partners in wine forever!
- Be kind, rewind… and refill my wine!
- Time to wine down.
- Red, white, or rosé? I choose yes!
- I’m grateful for good wine!
- Everything happens for a riesling.
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- Keep calm and pour on.
- Drink responsibly… but also, refill often.
- Wine: because no great story started with a salad.
- I only drink wine on days that end with ‘y.’
- Too much wine? You can’t be serious!
- Just one more sip… said no one ever.
Cheese And Wine Puns
- “This might sound cheesy, but you’re really great!”
- “I’m Nacho’s average friend – I’m the best!”
- “You feta believe in yourself!”
- “Don’t be bleu, everything will be fine!”
- “Stop acting so provolone and make some friends!”
- “That’s too much drama – I can’t come anymore!”
- “Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis-a-brie?”
- “You’re looking gouda today!”
- “Life is brie-utiful when you’re around!”
- “I’m totally fond of you.”
- “You had me at merlot!”
- “Sip happens, just pour another glass.”
- “Everything happens for a riesling.”
- “You’re the wine that I want!”
- “Stop whining and start winning.”
- “Wine a little, laugh a lot.”
- “Partners in wine forever.”
- “Chardonnay or should I go?”
- “You make my heart go cabernet!”
- “Sip back and relax, it’s wine time.”
- “You brie-long with a glass of wine.”
- “Let’s get feta up and drink wine!”
- “We’re gouda together, just like cheese and wine.”
- “Pairing cheese and wine is a brie-liant idea.”
- “No whey I’m missing wine night!”
Grape Wine Puns
- You had me at Merlot.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Sip happens, just pour more wine!
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Time to wine puns down.
- You can’t sip with us!
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine!
- Chardonnay or should I go?
- I make pour decisions.
- You’re the Riesling I smile.
- Sauvignon, let’s go!
- Grape minds think alike.
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- I’m grapeful for this drink.
- Let’s raise a glass and make pour choices.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Just here for the wine and a good time.
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- Red, white, or rosé? I’ll take all three.
- No wine left behind.
- You had me at Pinot.
- In vino veritas – in wine, there is truth!
- A day without wine is un-grape-able.
- Wine not?
Port Wine Puns
- “Port of call? More like port of pour!”
- “Don’t be so salty, just add a little port!”
- “Pour decisions are best made with port.”
- “Sip happens, especially with port.”
- “You had me at merlot, but you kept me with port.”
- “Life’s too short for bad port.”
- “Port: The only traffic jam I enjoy!”
- “Port me another glass, will ya?”
- “Port your troubles away, one sip at a time.”
- “This port is fortified, but are you?”
- “Port: The key to unlocking great conversations.”
- “A day without port? That’s a pour decision!”
- “Why wine about life when you can port through it?”
- “Ports of wisdom come in a glass.”
- “Port: Because sometimes life needs a little extra sweetness.”
- “A port a day keeps the bad vibes away!”
- “If lost, follow the port trail!”
- “Port is just fancy adult juice!”
- “Sip, savor, and port-get your worries.”
- “Port-tastic moments are meant to be shared!”
- “This port is smooth—just like my moves after two glasses.”
- “Some people collect stamps; I collect port bottles!”
- “Port: The best kind of liquid asset.”
- “Make every hour a port o’clock!”
- “Port, because wine not?”
Red Wine Puns
- You had me at merlot.
- Sip happens, just pour another glass!
- Wine not?
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Red wine is my spirit grape.
- Everything happens for a riesling.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Cabernet all day!
- You can’t sip with us.
- When in doubt, pour it out.
- Vino is my valentine.
- I make pour decisions.
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- Let’s be grateful for this moment.
- Keep your friends close and your cabernet closer.
- Red-y or not, here I sip!
- I’m seeing the world through rosé-colored glasses.
- Sauvignon blanc outta here!
- Don’t wine about it, just drink up.
- A day without wine is like… just kidding, I have no idea.
- No wine left behind!
- Be wine, and everything will be fine.
- Let’s raise a glass to this grape occasion!
- Life’s too short to drink bad wine.
Rose Wine Puns
- Stop and Smell the Rosé 🍷🌹
- Yes Way, Rosé!
- Rosé All Day, Because Adulting is Hard
- On Wednesdays, We Drink Pink
- Sip Happens, Just Pour More Rosé
- You Had Me at Rosé
- Rosé Over Roses Any Day
- Slay Then Rosé
- Everything’s Coming Up Rosé
- Rosé and Shine!
- Keep Calm and Rosé On
- Rosé Before Brosé
- Rosé is My Spirit Animal
- Drinking Rosé Like It’s a Sport
- Hakuna Moscato, It Means More Rosé
- When Life Gives You Lemons, Swap Them for Rosé
- Pour Decisions are Better with Rosé
- Wine Not Have Another Glass?
- Less Monday, More Rosé
- Rosé Tinted Glasses Make Life Sweeter
- A Rosé by Any Other Name Would Still Taste as Sweet
- Feeling Grape-ful for Rosé
- Rosé Flows Where Energy Goes
- Sip, Sip, Hooray for Rosé!
- Time to Wine Down with Rosé
Sparkling Wine Puns
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Pop, fizz, clink – let’s drink!
- You had me at Merlot, but I stayed for the bubbles.
- Champagne is just wine with a sparkling personality.
- Fizz the season to be bubbly!
- Don’t burst my bubble – unless it’s champagne!
- You’re the fizz to my sparkle.
- Pour decisions taste the best when they sparkle.
- Too much bubbly? That’s un-champagne-ly behavior!
- A little bubbly goes a long way – especially in my glass!
- Life is beautiful with a glass of sparkling wine.
- Sip happens, but sparkling wine makes it better.
- Keep calm and sparkle on.
- Champagne problems? I’ll drink to that!
- Love at first sip – and second, and third!
- Wine not add a little sparkle to your day?
- I make pour decisions, especially when there’s bubbles involved.
- It’s always time to bubbly up!
- Champagne wishes and sparkling dreams.
- When life gives you lemons, trade them for sparkling wine.
- Pop, pour, repeat!
- Spill the bubbles, not the tea.
- You can’t sip with us – just kidding, pour yourself a glass!
- Dressed to impress, drinking to de-stress.
- I like my friends like I like my wine – bubbly and fun!
White Wine Puns
- Sip happens, but wine helps.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- Chardonnay or should I go now?
- Stop and smell the Rosé.
- In a relationship with Sauvignon Blanc.
- Wine not?
- Drink wine and let your worries Chardonnay.
- Feeling fine, sipping white wine.
- You can’t sip with us.
- Wining is my cardio.
- Hakuna Moscato—it means drink wine!
- Sauvignon, so little time.
- I make pour decisions.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Blanc out with some wine.
- Let’s get fizz-ical with some bubbly.
- Life’s too short for bad wine.
- Sweet dreams are made of cheese and wine.
- White wine pairs well with my personality.
- Pouring my heart into this Chardonnay.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Wines are like friends—the older, the better.
- Too much white wine? You’re Blanc-ing out!
- Glass half full or glass half empty? Either way, it’s time for more wine!
Wine Puns for Barrel
- “I’m barreling through life one sip at a time.”
- “This wine is so good, it should be barrel-legal!”
- “Aging like a fine wine… and a well-loved barrel!”
- “Barrel me in, I’m ready for another glass!”
- “Some people carry emotional baggage, I prefer wine barrels.”
- “If wine barrels could talk, they’d have some intoxicating stories.”
- “Keep calm and let the barrel do the aging.”
- “My love for wine runs deeper than a barrel’s bottom.”
- “Barrel-aged and better with time – just like me!”
- “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy barrel-aged wine. Same thing.”
- “Rolling through life like a full wine barrel!”
- “Wine does not let the barrel do the hard work?”
- “Sip happens – let’s age through it together!”
- “Don’t worry, be chardonnay!”
- “I’ve got a barrel of laughs and a bottle of wine!”
- “This barrel-aged wine is oak-ay by me!”
- “In case of emergency, break open the barrel!”
- “Pour decisions lead to the best barrel stories.”
- “Barrel me in red, and let’s call it a day.”
- “Like a wine barrel, I get stronger under pressure.”
- “Life’s too short for unbarreled emotions!”
- “Do you like another glass?”
- “A barrel’s job is never done – just like my love for wine!”
- “Spill the wine, not the barrel!”
- “Aged to perfection, just like a good barrel-aged wine.”
Wine Bottle Puns
- You had me at Merlot.
- Sip happens, just pour another glass.
- Wine not?
- I make pour decisions.
- Cabernet all day!
- Rosé the day away.
- Chardonnay or should I go?
- You can’t sip with us.
- Hakuna Moscato—it means drink wine!
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- Be kind, re-wine.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Red, white, and brewed.
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine.
- Sip me baby one more time.
- Wine flies when you’re having fun.
- I like my wine like I like my jokes—dry.
- Will work for wine.
- Too much wine? You must be grape-fully mistaken!
- Wine improves with age—I improve with wine.
- I’m aging like a fine wine.
- Save water, drink wine.
- Keep calm and pour on.
Wine Cork Puns
- “You had me at Merlot, now let’s cork up some fun!”
- “Sip happens, but a cork always saves the day!”
- “Put a cork in it… unless it’s time to pour!”
- “Corky and proud – wine not?”
- “Stop and smell the rosé… and save the cork!”
- “Pop, sip, repeat – that’s my cork philosophy!”
- “I’m feeling uncorked and unstoppable!”
- “A bottle without a cork is like a joke without a punchline!”
- “Cork it up! There’s always wine for improvement.”
- “No pressure, but I’m about to pop!”
- “This wine is so good, it deserves a standing cork-ovation!”
- “Corking a bottle is easy… leaving it corked is hard!”
- “Sip, sip, hooray! Let’s make every cork count!”
- “A cork a day keeps the worries away!”
- “Cork it like it’s hot!”
- “A little cork talk never hurt anybody!”
- “Don’t let anyone steal your cork-sparkle!”
- “Life’s too short to let good corks go to waste!”
- “My cork collection is growing… and so is my love for wine!”
- “Let’s pop bottles and talk about cork-tales!”
- “Cork the negativity, pour the positivity!”
- “Every cork has a story… and a wine behind it!”
- “Cork your worries and let the good times flow!”
- “Wine not save your corks for future happiness?”
- “Great nights begin with a pop and a pour!”
Wine Glass Puns
- Sip happens, just pour another glass!
- Wine not take another sip?
- You had me at Merlot.
- Glass half full? More like glass all full!
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine!
- Time to rosé all day!
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Life’s too short for empty glasses.
- Cabernet all the way!
- Let’s make pour decisions!
- Red, white, or rosé? I chose all three!
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- I’m on cloud wine.
- Drink wine. I feel fine.
- Save water, drink wine.
- This glass is my happy place.
- Grape minds think alike!
- Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
- Everything happens for a Riesling.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just wine-happy!
- Wine me up and watch me go!
- Sauvignon Blanc and chill.
- Too much wine? You mean not enough glasses!
- In wine, we trust.
Wine Puns For Wedding
- Sip, Sip, Hooray! We’re Tying the Knot Today!
- Love the Wine You’re With – Especially If It’s Your Spouse!
- You Had Me at Merlot!
- This Marriage Is Aging Like Fine Wine – Only Getting Better!
- Raisin a Toast to the Happy Couple!
- Our Love Is Uncorked and Overflowing!
- Let’s Make Pour Decisions Together Forever!
- Vows and Vino – A Perfect Pairing!
- We’re Not Just Grapeful, We’re Wine-derful Together!
- Partners in Wine for Life!
- Aged to Perfection – Just Like Our Love!
- Let’s Wine Down and Celebrate!
- From First Sip to Forever!
- Love Is Like Wine – It Only Gets Better With Time!
- Our Love Story Pairs Well With Red, White, and Everything Nice!
- Happily Ever After? Wine Not?
- Cheers to a Grape Future Together!
- You’re the Zin to My Yang!
- Marriage – The Ultimate Blend of Love and Laughter!
- Our Love Is as Bubbly as Champagne!
- This Wedding Is a Grape Success!
- Pouring Love Into Every Moment!
- White Dress, Red Wine – Let’s Hope They Don’t Mix!
- Let’s Pop the Cork and Celebrate!
- Love and Wine – Both Get Better Over Time!
Wine Puns for Tasting
- Sip happens, just pour another glass.
- You had me at merlot.
- Wine not have another glass?
- Cabernet all day!
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Everything happens for a riesling.
- Hakuna Moscato – it means drink wine.
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- I make pour decisions.
- You can’t sip with us.
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- Time to uncork and unwind.
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Grape minds think alike.
- Let’s raise a glass to good times and fine wines.
- Chardonnay or should I go?
- I’m on cloud wine.
- A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
- Sip me baby one more time.
- Good friends and good wine – that’s the perfect blend.
- Winesday is the best day.
- This wine is un-bottle-lievable!
- A glass a day keeps the bad vibes away.
- I’m aging like a fine wine.
- Too much wine? That’s pour nonsense!
Easter Wine Puns
- Sip, sip, hooray! It’s an egg-stra special Easter!
- You can’t put all your eggs in one basket, but you can pour all your wine in one glass!
- Hoppy Easter! May your glass always be half full (of wine).
- Some-bunny needs a refill!
- Easter is better with a little egg-stra wine!
- Wining down after an Easter egg hunt!
- This Easter, let’s toast to the resurrection… of my wine glass!
- Chillin’ with my peeps and a bottle of wine!
- Wine a little, peep a lot!
- Easter brunch without wine? That’s un-hoppy!
- Hop, sip, and jump for joy – it’s Easter!
- You crack me up… but don’t crack the wine bottle!
- Eggs are great, but wine is divine!
- Feeling egg-cited for another pour!
- This Easter, let’s get a little shell-shocked… with wine!
- Holy grapes, it’s Easter already? Time to pour!
- Easter without wine? That’s a hare-ible idea!
- I’m just here for the wine and chocolate!
- Put a cork in it? Never! Easter calls for bottomless glasses.
- Some-bunny said wine? Count me in!
- Don’t worry, be hoppy… and drink wine!
- Baskets are for eggs, hands are for wine glasses!
- Wine pairs well with Easter joy (and chocolate bunnies)!
- Keep calm and carrot on… with a glass of wine!
- Too many eggs? Time to pour a glass and whisk it away!
Merlot Wine Puns
- Merlot there, how you doin’?
- Sip happens, just Merlot with it!
- Merlot me love you a little more.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Merlot is the answer, who cares what the question is?
- Keep calm and Merlot on.
- Love the wine you’re with… especially if it’s Merlot!
- I’m not old, I’m just well-Merloted!
- Everything happens for a Merlot-sson.
- Merlot-t’s have another glass!
- Pour decisions start with Merlot.
- Don’t make me get Merlot-ded!
- All you need is love… and a little Merlot.
- Wine a little, Merlot a lot.
- Merlot, Merlot, Merlot your boat… gently down the stream.
- Stop and smell the Merlot.
- The secret to happiness? Merlot, obviously!
- Tonight’s forecast: 99% chance of Merlot.
- I’m on a Merlot-carb diet – I just drink grapes!
- Too much Merlot? You Merlow-key need a break.
- Merlot me to introduce you to my favorite drink!
- Sippin’ on Merlot and feelin’ fine.
- This Merlot is un-wine-nding my stress.
- I make pour decisions, but they always involve Merlot.
- When life gives you lemons, trade them for Merlot!
New Year Wine Puns
- Sip, sip, hooray! It’s a new year!
- Pour decisions make the best New Year stories.
- New Year, same fine wine!
- It’s Riesling-ably the best time of the year!
- Start the year Merlot and behold the magic!
- Cheers to a ‘grape’ new year!
- Wine does not make 2025 the best year yet?
- This year, I’m aging like a fine wine—better with time!
- New Year’s resolution? More wine, less whine!
- Pop, fizz, clink—let the celebrations begin!
- Let’s Chardonnay the night away!
- Cabernet you believe it’s already a new year?
- 2025 is looking ‘bubbly’ bright!
- I’ll be sparkling into the new year like Prosecco!
- Sauvignon Blanc out the old year, bring in the new!
- This year, let’s raise a glass to happiness—no cork-blocking allowed!
- A toast to new beginnings and full-bodied adventures!
- Forget resolutions—I’m sticking to wine and good vibes!
- May your troubles be as few as the drops left in your glass!
- This year, I’m letting wine do the talking.
- Sip happens, but we make it through with wine!
- Let’s keep things rosé and bright in the new year!
- Out with the old, in with the vino!
- I’ve got 2025 vision, and it’s filled with wine glasses!
- The best way to uncork a new year is with good friends and great wine!
Spring Wine Puns
- Sip, sip, hooray! Spring is here to stay!
- Stop and smell the rosé!
- April showers bring May flowers… and more wine hours!
- Spring into action—wine not?
- Bloom where you are planted… preferably with a glass of wine.
- Spring is in the air, and so is the aroma of fine wine!
- I make pour decisions, especially in the spring.
- Chardonnay or shall I stay in the garden with my wine?
- A little dirt never hurts… unless it’s in my wine glass!
- Life’s a picnic, and wine makes it perfect.
- New season, same great taste in wine!
- Time to uncork the fun—spring is finally here!
- Spring fever? More like wine fever!
- Let’s raise a glass to longer days and stronger wines.
- Spring cleaning? More like spring drinking!
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere, especially in spring!
- A sip of wine makes every garden divine.
- This season pairs well with a crisp Sauvignon Blanc.
- The only thing blossoming faster than flowers is my love for wine!
- Put a little spring in your sip!
- Sunny days, vineyard ways.
- Wine not celebrate the season of renewal?
- Vino and violets—spring’s perfect match!
- Spring forward, sip backward!
- April’s forecast: 99% chance of wine!